Maybe it's your website.
One-page sites + electronic press kits
for comedians and bands who deserve better.
Maybe it's your website.
One-page sites + electronic press kits
for comedians and bands who deserve better.
Bookers, festivals, and venues Google you before they decide.
What they find: a Squarespace from 2017. A Linktree. A dead Wix page with tour dates from your old EP. Nothing.
That gap between "they're interested" and "they hit submit" is where you're losing the gigs you didn't even know you were up for. Your site is the audition.
I build the kind of site that closes the loop. Plus the press kit and one-sheet that bookers actually print.
A real website. Not a Squarespace template, not a Linktree. Built by someone who's worked in green rooms and knows what bookers actually look at.
The PDF version of everything above, formatted exactly the way bookers, festivals, and agents expect to receive it. Bio, credits, press quotes, photos, contact.
The single-page handbill. The thing bookers and festival programmers actually print and stick in a folder. Your career in one sharp page.
Brutalist black-and-white. Tour dates, clips, special on Tubi, AEW-some Pod, books, press wall with a headlining Patton Oswalt quote, full EPK at /press.
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Same engine, totally different look. Warm, editorial, serif-driven. Proof the template bends to your brand — not the other way around. Your site won't look like anyone else's.
Sample conceptLaunch pricing. Pick the slot that fits. These rates won't last forever — locking in early gets you grandfathered.
You fill out a questionnaire. Photos, bio, tour dates, press, the works. Takes about an hour. If you don't have it, I'll help you find it.
I build a v1 in 5-7 days and send you a live preview URL. You see the real thing, not a Figma mockup.
Rounds of revisions based on your tier. Copy, photos, layout, color tweaks. Whatever it takes to make it yours.
Deploy to your domain, submit to Google, hand over the keys. You own everything. Optional monthly retainer if you want me to keep it fresh.
Fill this out and I'll reply within 24 hours with next steps and a quote. No pressure, no auto-responder — just me.
Open Mic: 1-2 weeks. Feature Spot: 2-3 weeks. Headliner: 3-4 weeks. Depends on how fast you send me your materials. I can't build without your photos and bio.
Yes. The domain is in your name, the hosting account is yours, and I hand you the keys at launch. If you ever want to part ways or move to a different host, you can.
Tier 1 and 2 include revisions during the build. After launch, the Touring Act retainer is $40/month for unlimited small updates. Or I can do one-off edits at $40/hr.
I'll be honest about what's usable. If your photos won't cut it, I'll tell you and recommend a photographer before we start. A great site with bad photos is still a bad site.
Founder pricing. I'm building a portfolio. These rates will go up significantly once I have 5+ paid clients. Lock yours in now.
I can rebuild from scratch or add an EPK to your existing site for $400. Most clients find the rebuild is faster and cleaner than retrofitting their old one.